"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."

- the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

2 days ago 884,064 notes

mela-diosa:

frownful:

socotic:

follow for similar

she looks gorgeous here

she always looks gorgeous

(via must-be-a-lesbian)

2 days ago 8,748 notes

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2 days ago 6,680 notes

"Do not look at yourself with disgust, you are a gift to this earth. You are beautiful, you are a light, an energy, an essence. You are nature herself."

- Heidi Pickett (via setbabiesonfire)

(via ra-ver)

3 days ago 197,210 notes

"You are the only person you need to be good enough for."

- (via corvidae-and-crossroads)

(via 50shadesofacceptance)

3 days ago 88,627 notes

Entitled

Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist: Why?
Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist: And?
Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist: Touche
3 days ago 155,981 notes

unclefather:

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

pick him up

(via orgasmic-humor)

3 days ago 101,505 notes

flying-prussian-pugs:

rules-broken-fate-rewritten:

stickthinmodels:

feminspire:

YES!

IMPORTANT

the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.

I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.

(via exhale-the-darkness)

3 days ago 171,653 notes

unfavor:

datassium:

THROWING UP BECAUSE THIS IS REAL

I CANT FUCKING WAIT

(via scrumptioushardfuck)

4 days ago 29,638 notes

scrumptioushardfuck:

xzdp:

scrumptioushardfuck:

xzdp:

Seth Rogen / James Franco / X

blazzzzeeeeeee niggggaaaaaa

brheeeeeeeeeeeee

^ he made me put that

4 days ago 1,639 notes